Golf news

Hooray for John Daly! These are awesome!

Hey, you never know

So if you're naked or pantsless in Boulder, Colorado, how you're treated may depend on who catches you.

This is bad.

The ACLU is working on fixing it.

Good for them and the fine people of Boulder, who occasionally need to drop trou.

Boo Pants make the Trek

Those who've seen Shaun of the Dead now that Simon Pegg rocks.

But in case you need further proof, here it is.

"When I smoke crack, I always take off my pants"

So this story tells us that boo pants are indeed a privilege. Rehab or prison will keep his pants on.

Stay away from crack if you want to drop trou now and again. Or else stay home and do it.

In other words, this guy's got it all wrong. He does not understand the philosophy of boo pants.

The joys of academia

From the New Yorker:

http://www.cartoonbank.com/item/128382

My type of vacation

Thanks, CNN, for the cutting-edge news you always provide:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TRAVEL/03/24/naked.travel.recession/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

On ties

I like dressing well. This may seem in contradiction to my boo pants philosophy, but it's not. When I have to go out of the house, I want to look my best. When I don't, I clearly define that it is time for fun and relaxation by wearing casual, comfortable and sometimes, I admit, ugly. Ugly has a place.

So I'm browsing the Internet and come across some Burberry sale items. Burberry has nice stuff. And I am a fan of ties. A tie is one of the ways a man can express himself when he dresses professionally.

But I'm not paying $108 for a tie. It's a nice tie, but I can do a lot for $108.

Likewise, this fantastic cashmere muffler. Gorgeous, but $300 is just outrageous.

Sure, I'd look great. I'd look great as I walk into bankruptcy court.